Rules For Cemeteries

Flower pots must be biodegradable
No dogs allowed
Flags only on national holidays
Don’t disturb the spiderwebs, as they are good luck
Fix your family’s cracked headstones. Otherwise,
there is a fine, or a fire where you didn’t want one
If you stumble over loose stones, hurry home. Someone is calling for you.
If you drop your house key…Well, don’t drop your house key there.
That would be best.
Leaves blown across your path? Your grandparents are
thinking of you and smiling, while turning in their graves.